To Do List

Scooter has commandeered my To Do List and re-written it to read as follows...

1. Eat 1000 pickles.
2. Kiss a toad.
3. Lick a fish.
4. Tame a raccoon.
5. Eat brains.
6. Do the above in the order listed.
7. Buy IT.
8. Mass produce IT.
9. Sell IT.
And by IT, we mean really comfy headphones.

LMAO