Thursday, July 15, 2010

All of life's riddles are answered in the movies

I thought today it'd be fun to give a list of 15 movies I love. Then I thought it would be even more fun to give a quote from each movie and see if anyone can guess what they are. So, in no particular order, here are lines from 15 movies I adore. I'll post a list of titles in a few days if no one gets them all correct.

1. Show me your war face! *pause* Well, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover!

2. This is where we separate the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian...

3. Lucky I can't see far with this leg!

4. I'm crackers about cheese!

5. It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of evil!

6. Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!

7. Dear Buddha, I want a pony and a plastic rocket...

8. I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum!

9. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It doesn't just fine by itself.

10. (Name of character withheld to avoid giving away the movie) just gave a girl flowers and meant it - it's like watching monkeys use tools for the first time!

11. You tell someone you're the metratron and they just stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!

12. You've poisoned me for the last time, wretched girl!

13. I think it's terrible, girls chasing boys! When I was your age I never called a boy or chased a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy!

14. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big, fat log. (another character then says, "Was that some sort of homosexual remark?"

15. If we hole up, I wanna be someplace familiar, I wanna know where the exits are and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

9 comments:

  1. I Googled the ones I didn't know, just out of curiosity, but I knew #6 (Spaceballs) and #13 (Back to the Future). Great list (I have SEEN several of them - just didn't recognize the quotes)!

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  2. I thought #6 was Spaceballs and I knew #13 was Back to the Future. The others, I haven't a clue. :)

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  3. 1 - Mulan
    2 - Dodgeball
    3 -
    4 - Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Were Rabbit
    5 -
    6 - Spaceballs
    7 -
    8 - They Live
    9 - National Lampoon's Vacation
    10 - American Wedding
    11 - Dogma
    12 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
    13 - Back to the Future (1)
    14 - Lake Placid (1)
    15 - Shaun of the Dead

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  4. Nicely Done, Babe! You know me so well (and get subjected to my movies far too often!).

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  5. I recognized several but wasn't able to pinpoint any of them. :P

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  6. Most of the ones Bryant listed I have never seen...

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  7. I'm not sure you'd enjoy most of those, Mom. Have you seen Wallace and Grommit? Bryant thinks Wallace looks like Grandpa P - even in the mannerisms.

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  8. I cannot believe I missed 3 and 7...

    3. Noises Off
    5. Bedazzled
    7. Serenity

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