Bryant's fries

About two weeks ago I took the kids grocery shopping.  Bryant stayed home because he was working.  While we drove home, my phone beeped several times, so Scooter grabbed it to see what was going on.

She said her Dad had texted a bunch, so I asked her to read them to me.  The following is a direct quote from his texts, except where noted.

Text 1: Bryant got hungry.

Text 2: Put fries in oven.

Text 3: Went back to work.

Text 4: "What's that beeping?"

Text 5: Smoke alarm!   (Scooter paraphrased) "Bad word, very bad word"

Text 6: Black fries.

Text 7: Smoke.

Text 8: Laughing at stupidity.

Text 9: Still hungry.